Kevin McDonald's Road to Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Support My Ride to Conquer Cancer®
Okay here is the deal!!! If I'm going to spend 2 days cycling 230km from Vancouver to Seattle, you guys are going to motivate me by digging into your pockets. My dedication to my fitness has been lacking the last few years so I need some encouragement to get this thing going. Frankly, this ride scares my sorry ass!!! I have recruited 3 of my dumb ass friends to do this too (Gary Hawkins/ Steve Anderson / Geoff Glazier). Do not sponsor them as they will only decrease my fundraising balance!!! So this is the time I ask to stand up and take that big fat wallet and cut me a cheque to Kick Cancer in the Ass. As you are aware I have sponsored your kid's hockey team, gone to your sports pub night, bought those awful boxes of chocolate almonds, purchased raffle tickets, and played in your golf tournaments!!! It is officially payback time. Dig deep and support me and BC Cancer Foundation!!
I will be riding with the CTV/Bell Media team. This team will have raised over $1,000,000 this year for Cancer Research. I'm sure they has to lower their standards to let me be part of the team. I told them I had generous friends but they did not believe me. Please do not make me look like a liar!!!!
All or our lives have been affected by Cancer. It could be Breast, Prostate, Brain, and Colon cancer. We have all lost friends and family to this awful disease or seen these people suffer unimaginable pain. If we can do our little bit to help and share our good fortune then we should!!!
I will be personally contributing to my ride thru Atlas and Reflex. If I find you donated less than me I will personally shame you on social media. I meant to say I appreciate your support!!!
If you are looking at this page it means we have met somewhere in our personal or business lives. I don't care if you like me as I think the eradication of Cancer is more important. I will only bug you once if you support me. If you decide not to contribute I will fill your email box and leave lots of nasty phone messages.
My goal is to raise $5,000. I will raise the goal based on how generous my friends are. This Ride to Conquer Cancer raises $9,000,000 each year by myself and 2500 bike riders.
I have also included a TV clip for the Team CTV:
If you need anymore information regarding my participation in the Ride to Conquer Cancer follow this link to our team's webpage:
If you are reading this then you actually read all the crap above this. Most of my friends that know me are probably asking "What is in it for you????" Just pain and a nice beer at the end of the trip. Donate lots and make me a happy guy!!!
Any donation over $1,000 gets an all expenses golf trip to a course of my choice!!! I think bribes are an appropiate method to raise funds!!!!
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